The Captain isn't going to bore you with a bunch of stale garbage about how he started the business and how he didn't want to get a real job and blah, blah, blah. Look, he gets to make funny tee shirts for a living. It's awesome. It's probably the 2nd best job in the world and he sucks too much at baseball for the 1st. Without the help of lots of people he wouldn't be able to do this. He knows that. He's grateful.

Now onto important matters. You like the pic at the top of this page? That's the Speckster (actually Speck...Pee Wee's Big Adventure anyone??) and she's been The Captain's faithful sidekick for years. Why is he telling you this? No particular reason. Just bask in the glory that is Speck for a few and then hop outta here and start checking out some funny tees.

Finally, if you're brain damaged (join the club) and need more Captain stories, commentary and general incoherent ramblings that would usually populate an ABOUT page....follow The Captain's Blog.

Thanks for stopping by!